A Minister’s wife was expecting a baby, so he went to his congregation and asked for a raise.

A Minister’s wife was expecting a baby, so he went to his congregation and asked for a raise.

After much discussion, they agreed: “Every time your family grows, so will your paycheck!”

Well… five or six kids later, the church budget was feeling the strain!

So, they held another meeting—lots of shouting, lots of debate—until the Minister finally stood up and said:

“Having children is an act of God!”

Suddenly, from the back of the room, an old man with a long white beard stood up and in his frail voice said…

“Son… Snow and Rain are also ‘acts of God’… but when we get too much, we wear rubbers!”