To start with a smile:
The doctor was dating the nurse, who became pregnant… He didn’t want his wife to find out, so he gave the nurse money and asked her to return to her village and have the baby there.
“How will I let you know when the baby is born?” the nurse asks.
SEND ME a letter and write “SANDWICH” and I’ll take care of the baby’s expenses.
A FEW MONTHS PASSED.
One day, when the doctor came home, his wife said: – You received a postcard from the interior and I don’t understand the meaning of the message.
THE DOCTOR READ THE CARD AND FELL TO THE FLOOR, fainted, almost had a heart attack, and was taken to the emergency room.
The cardiologist asked his wife: – Did anything happen that could have caused the attack? –
Well, you just read this postcard;
“FIVE SANDWICHES”:
Three with chorizo, and two without chorizo”